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Communication
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The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.
Anonymous
Communication
Conversation
Entertainment
Speech
Listening
Interesting: A word a man uses to describe a woman who lets him do all the talking.
Anonymous
Communication
Definitions
Speech
Interesting
A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.
W.H. Auden
(1907 – 1973) poet & critic
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Speech
Professors
Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.
Proverb
Communication
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Speech
You speak it the same way you speak English, you just use different words.
Gracie Allen
(1895 – 1964) comedian (wife & partner of George Burns)
Communication
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Speech
When asked how to speak French
Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
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Communication
Speech
Regret
Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
Anonymous
Communication
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Speech
If love means never having to say you're sorry, then marriage means always having to say everything twice.
Estelle Getty
(1924 – 2008) American actress
Communication
Marriage
Speech
Love
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