Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 4)

If I look confused it is because I am thinking.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Blessed is he who talks in circles, for he shall become a big wheel.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

I am not going to speak much, otherwise I’ll again say something.

(1938 – 2010) Russian politician

If Lincoln were alive today, he’d roll over in his grave.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself.

(1925 – 1990) American actor

The future will be better tomorrow.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows.

(1890 – 1969) 34th U.S. president, U.S. Army General

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

(1826 – 1913) English writer, hostess & horticulturist

The German asparagus are fabulous.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Out of the mouths of babes come things parents never should have said.

If one could only teach the English how to talk, and the Irish how to listen, society here would be quite civilized.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Sex is better than talk… talk is what you suffer through so you can get to sex.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

In a restaurant with seats which are close to each other, one will always find the decibel level of the nearest conversation to be inversely proportional to the quality of the thought going into it.

The only time he opens his mouth is to change feet.

(1958 – ) Irish professional golfer & commentator

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

My friend has a baby; I’m recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Correlation does not imply causality, but the more I say things like that the fewer people want to talk to me.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian

If [the weather] didn’t change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn’t start a conversation.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

If most people said what’s on their minds, they’d be speechless.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

There are four kinds of people: those who sit quietly and do nothing, those who talk about sitting quietly and doing nothing, those who do things, and those who talk about doing things.