Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 5)

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

(1897 – 1972) broadcast journalist & gossip columnist

Some say our national pastime is baseball. Not me… it's gossip.

(1927 – 1996) columnist & humorist

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

I'm so sick of these men who just talk about themselves… I'm looking for a well-hung mime.

(1964 – ) Canadian stand-up comedian, actress & television host

The wind doesn't bother me… I'm in the U.S. Senate.

(1923 – ) U.S. senator (Kansas) & presidential candidate

If I could say a few words… I would be a better public speaker.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

When angry count four; when very angry, swear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.

(1925 – 2013) British prime minister & politician

If you haven’t struck oil in twenty minutes, quit boring.

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.

(1918 – 2002) advice columnist

I deserve respect for the things I did not do.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

My one claim to originality among Irishmen is that I never made a speech.

(1852 – 1933) Irish writer, poet, art critic & dramatist

She doesn’t need a steak knife… she cuts her food with her tongue.

(1925 – 2005) television host

The first coherent line ever spoken was: ‘I have no idea what you're talking about.’

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor

Groan: An expression of appreciation for the horrible.

A bore is a fellow talking who can change the subject back to his topic of conversation faster than you can change it back to yours

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it – if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

American actor & comedian

As our President said in his renegurial address.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)