Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 6)

A woman's preaching is like a dog's walking on his hinter legs; it is not done well; but you are surprised to see it done at all.

(1740 – 1795) Scottish lawyer, diarist & author

Actress Claudette Colbert: I knew these lines backwards last night.

Coward: And that’s just the way you’re saying them this morning.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

There comes a time in every man’s life… and I’ve had many of them.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

Wal-mart… do they like make walls there?

(1981 – ) heiress, socialite, media personality & model

Polite conversation is rarely either.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's overcharging you.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

You might be a redneck if… your child’s first words are “Attention Kmart shoppers!

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality

In Washington, a man gets up to speak and doesn't say a thing, and the other men disagree with him for three hours.

(1908 – 2002) comedian, radio & television actor

My neighbors don’t like it when I talk to my plants… I use a megaphone.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

No speech can be entirely bad if it is short enough.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist

I'm not much of a storyteller… interesting how that all started…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

Spanish professional golfer

I am told that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it.

(1892 – 1973) English writer

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

(1926 – ) film director, screenwriter, composer, comedian, actor & producer

The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.

(1896 – 1985) American actress

A politician is a man who approaches every question with an open mouth.

(1770 – 1827) British statesman, politician & prime minister

You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator

Too often, people who want to offer sound advice give more sound than advice!

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

You have the right to remain silent; anything you say will be misquoted then used against you.