Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 7)

That's why we in shock as a country 'cause we went from a president that would make up words to a president that make us look up the words when he talks.

(1971 – ) American comedian & actress

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and never stops until you stand up to speak in public.

(1898 – 1981) actor, singer, songwriter & movie producer

Her tongue is so long she could lick a skillet from the front porch.

I once dated a weather girl, we talked up a storm.

(1966 – ) American stand-up comic

Flatterer: one who says things to your face that he wouldn’t say behind your back.

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them.

(1924 – 2018) 41st U.S. president

I think Nancy does most of his talking; you'll notice that she never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

President Bush’s speech writer is leaving the administration; his last words were, "Me go now."

(1963 – ) television host & comedian

Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated.

(1948 – ) American cartoonist (Doonesbury)

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

My father was a man of few words and I remember him saying to me, “Son…

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

The only time I talk on the golf course is to my caddie. And then only to complain when he gives me the wrong club.

Spanish professional golfer

None but the dead have free speech.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Ya better keep a civilian tongue in your head.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.

(1913 – 2006) 36th U.S. president

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.

(1896 – 1985) American actress