Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 7)

Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

The bigger the mouth, the better it looks shut.

Gossip: Hearing something you like about someone you don’t.

(1907 – 1987) journalist & columnist

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

Anyone who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Ventriloquist: A man who never speaks for himself.

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

(1919 – 2011) American news commentator & writer

There are two great rules of life: 1. Never tell everything at once.

(1931 – ) American golfer & broadcaster

Don't let your mouth write a check that your tail can't cash.

(1928 – 2008) American singer, songwriter & rock and roll pioneer

Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, knowing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

Life is fraught with opportunities to keep your mouth shut.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

Kids, just because I don't care doesn't mean I'm not listening.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

We often think the way Gracie talks, but we pride ourselves that we never talk the way Gracie thinks.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

At a dinner party one should eat wisely but not too well, and talk well but not too wisely.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

I don’t like to watch golf on television because I can’t stand people who whisper.

(1936 – 2014) American standup comedian, actor & author

The very best impromptu speeches are the ones written well in advance.

(1896 – 1985) American actress

President Bush’s speech writer is leaving the administration; his last words were, "Me go now."

(1963 – ) television host & comedian

When I was 10, my pa told me never to talk to strangers; we haven’t spoken since.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

You have to wonder what kind of chemical reactions were taking place inside Walker’s head when he said these things.

(1923 – ) English motorsport commentator