Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 9)

If you think communication is all talking, you haven't been listening.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If you talk about yourself, he’ll think you’re boring; if you talk about others, he’ll think you’re a gossip; if you talk about him, he’ll think you’re a brilliant conversationalist.

My first words were ‘Seconds, please.’

(1953 – ) American comedian & television host

When I ask what time it is – I don't need to know how the watch is built.

Too often the strong silent man is silent because he does not know what to say, and is reputed strong only because he has remained silent.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

When angry count four; when very angry, swear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.

Oratory: The art of making deep noises from the chest sound like important messages from the brain.

When I was 10, my pa told me never to talk to strangers; we haven’t spoken since.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

There are four kinds of people: those who sit quietly and do nothing, those who talk about sitting quietly and doing nothing, those who do things, and those who talk about doing things.

Public speaking is the art of diluting a two-minute idea with a two-hour vocabulary.

(1899 – 1995) humorist

I agree with everything you say, but I would attack to the death your right to say it.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not ‘Eureka!’, but ‘That’s funny…’

(1920 – 1992) American science and science fiction author & professor

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance.

Profanity: The father tongue.

It usually takes more than three weeks to prepare a good impromptu speech.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

When all is said and done, more is said than done.

The first coherent line ever spoken was ‘I have no idea what you’re talking about.’

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor