Subject: Communication » Speech (Page 9)

Once you overcome your fear of public speaking, you’ll never be asked to speak again.

Loquacity: A disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when you wish to talk.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

(1889 – 1945) actor, author & humorist

They stayed away in droves.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

A good storyteller never lets the facts get in the way.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian

We spend the first twelve months of our children’s lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress

I had the right to remain silent, but I had lost the ability to.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian

President Bush’s speech writer is leaving the administration; his last words were, "Me go now."

(1963 – ) television host & comedian

Never characterize the importance of a statement in advance.

I quit my job at the helium gas factory – I didn’t like being spoken to in that voice.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that Dan Quayle may or may not make.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something.

(427 BC – 347 BC) Greek author & philosopher

Parents are embarrassed when their children tell lies, and even more embarrassed when they tell the truth.

A dialogue is a good monologue spoiled by somebody else talking.

(1921 – 2004) English actor & author

I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking.

Those who know the least will always know it the loudest.

If I had a dollar for every time I said that, I'd be making money in a very weird way.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian

Goldarn it, Mr Lamarr, you use your tongue prettier than a twenty dollar whore.

(1919 – 1983) American rodeo performer & actor

I didn’t really say everything I said.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager