Subject: Communication » Wordplay

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.

(1927 – 2018) British comedian, singer & songwriter

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

Polygamy – the art of  parrot-folding.

comic actor-writer

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Yes, so it does.

(1869 – 1931) American politician

Hou know what always captures my eye… short people with umbrellas.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

(1946 – ) American comedian

How can there be self-help groups?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.

I'm still an atheist, thank God.

(1900 – 1983) Spanish filmmaker

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet

I am not so think as you drunk I am.

(1884 – 1958) British poet, writer, historian & literary editor

A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.

(1892 – 1972) American comedian, dancer & composer

Announce: Thirty grams or a sixteenth of a pound.

Girdle: Accessory after the fat.

“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Who remembers when X Factor was just Roman suncream?

British comedian

Farmer: A handy man with a sense of humus.

Snoring: Sheet music.

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.