Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 10)

director I spent four years in college but I didn’t learn a thing; i was really my own fault… I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

(1979 – ) American actor, writer, comedian & director
Communication Education Wordplay

Out of the mouths of babes comes cereal.

Children Family Wordplay

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

Appearance Body Definitions Wordplay

Violinist: A high-strung musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

If I had my life to live over, I’d live it over a deli.

(1926 – 2009) comedian, actor, radio – TV personality & host
Life Wordplay

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Communication Wordplay

She was another of his near Mrs.

Communication Language Marriage Relationships Wordplay

Just seen the grave of the woman from My Fair Lady… it says ‘Here lies a Doolittle’.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Matrimony: The splice of life.

Definitions Marriage Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.

Sports Wordplay

Gigolo: A fee-male.

Definitions Wordplay

Who remembers when X Factor was just Roman suncream?

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

Love: Woman’s eternal spring and man’s eternal fall.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Emotions Love Wordplay

She was just a passing fiancée.

Communication Wordplay

If a parsley farmer loses a law suit, do they garnish his wages?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Polygamy – the art of  parrot-folding.

comic actor-writer
Communication Definitions Wordplay

Invitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

writer
Communication Wordplay

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I drink therefore I am.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol Food/Drink Wordplay

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; it was riveting.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay