Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 10)

Just seen the grave of the woman from My Fair Lady… it says ‘Here lies a Doolittle’.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one.


Sports Wordplay

Censorship: The power of the suppress.

Communication Wordplay

Heir Fare: Executor’s fee.

Definitions Wordplay

If these walls could talk, they'd probably say, "No! Not the nails again! Not the hammer!

Communication Wordplay

I believe in the right to arm bears.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign
Beliefs Opinion Wordplay

Penicillin: What to give a man who has everything.

Definitions Health Wordplay

Realtor: A man with lots to sell.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

Heckler: A guy who ribs you the wrong way.

Definitions Wordplay

All really grim gardeners possess a keen sense of humus.

(1898 – 1951) Scottish humorist
Activities Wordplay

Alarm Clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.

Definitions Wordplay

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator
Boxing Money Sports Wordplay

My grandfather invented the cold air balloon… but it never really took off.

(1964 – ) English comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Gold Digger: A woman after all.

Definitions People Women Wordplay

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay

Coffee: Break fluid.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

She was just a passing fiancée.

Communication Wordplay

The penis mightier than the sword.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Wordplay

Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

Definitions Doctors Health Wordplay

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.

Definitions Wordplay