Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 11)

Yes, so it does.

(1869 – 1931) American politician
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Yodeling: Slope opera.

Definitions Wordplay

Coffee: Break fluid.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.


Communication Situations Wordplay

Beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication Self Wordplay

Heir Fare: Executor’s fee.

Definitions Wordplay

I’m the lady who works at Paramount all day… and Fox all night.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Holy deadlock.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright
Marriage Wordplay

Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.

(1987 – ) British comedian
Communication Things Wordplay

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed… so I said, “Get off of me, you two!”

(1956 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago and since then he’s never looked back.


Communication Things Wordplay

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

Appearance Body Wordplay

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Science/Weather Wordplay

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

Will you take this woman to be your awful wedded wife?

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
Communication Marriage Wordplay

Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat Wordplay

I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know why.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

I ran a sculpting studio, until it went bust.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Just seen the grave of the woman from My Fair Lady… it says ‘Here lies a Doolittle’.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay