Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 11)

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
History Time Wordplay

The penis mightier than the sword.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Wordplay

At school the other kids used to push me around and call me lazy; I loved that wheelchair.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

If these walls could talk, they'd probably say, "No! Not the nails again! Not the hammer!

Communication Wordplay

Invitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

writer
Communication Wordplay

Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.

Definitions Wordplay

He was married to an acrobat, but she caught him in the act.

Communication Wordplay

director I spent four years in college but I didn’t learn a thing; i was really my own fault… I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

(1979 – ) American actor, writer, comedian & director
Communication Education Wordplay

Bathing Suit: A garment cut to see level.

Appearance Clothing Definitions Wordplay

Realtor: A man with lots to sell.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.


Health Wordplay

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.

Children Family Sex Wordplay

A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.

(1892 – 1972) American comedian, dancer & composer
Emotions Sex Wordplay

Accordionated: Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Definitions Wordplay

It’s hard to get ivory in Africa, but in Alabama the Tuscaloosa.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication Wordplay

Rattlesnake: Tattle tail.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Never position a rock near a hard place.

(1962 – ) English writer
Communication Situations Wordplay

Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Acting Entertainment Reviews/Criticism Wordplay

My piñata costume was a hit with the crowd

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Snoring: Sheet music.

Definitions Sleep Wordplay

Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.

Definitions Wordplay