Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 12)

Girdle: Accessory after the fat.

Appearance Clothing Definitions Wordplay

Polygamy – the art of  parrot-folding.

comic actor-writer
Communication Definitions Wordplay

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

British stand-up comedian
Communication Things Wordplay

The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from strong will, and the other from strong won’t.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist
Characteristics Wordplay

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as ‘4’s’?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

People with Tourette’s… what makes them tick?

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Health Wordplay

Announce: Thirty grams or a sixteenth of a pound.

Definitions Wordplay

Alarm Clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.

Definitions Wordplay

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

Appearance Body Definitions Wordplay

Geologist: Fault finder.

Definitions Wordplay

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; it was riveting.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay

Rattlesnake: Tattle tail.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Definitions Wordplay

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial-a-lama.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
History Time Wordplay

Violinist: A high-strung musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

Wife Swapping: Sexual fourplay.

Definitions Marriage Sex Wordplay

I think if you were hardcore anti-feminism, surely you wouldn’t call yourself ‘anti-feminism’ would you? … you’d call yourself ‘Uncle Feminism’.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay