Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 12)

Nothing risqué nothing gained!

(1933 – 1967) American actress, entertainer & Hollywood sex symbol
Communication Sex Wordplay

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
History Time Wordplay

Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.


Health Wordplay

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

You’ve got to give the guy some slack… he’s caught between Iraq and a hard-on.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Situations Wordplay

I went to a Pretenders gig; it was a tribute act.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

Today’s subliminal thought is: …

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Incest is relatively boring.

Family Sex Wordplay

Holy deadlock.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright
Marriage Wordplay

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Health Wordplay

Yawn: It’s always dullest just before the yawn.

Definitions Wordplay

I drink therefore I am.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol Food/Drink Wordplay

Coffee: Break fluid.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

Barber: The town cutup.

Definitions Wordplay

Bathing Suit: A garment cut to see level.

Appearance Clothing Definitions Wordplay

Invitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

writer
Communication Wordplay

Gigolo: A fee-male.

Definitions Wordplay

Penicillin: What to give a man who has everything.

Definitions Health Wordplay

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Definitions Wordplay

Dave drowned; so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt; well, it’s what he would have wanted.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Gold Digger: A woman after all.

Definitions People Women Wordplay