Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 13)

Two old maids on a beach, streaker ran past… one had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

(1930 – 2007) English comedian & nightclub owner
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Wordplay

Incest is relatively boring.

Family Sex Wordplay

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.

British born Chinese professional poker player & comedian
Communication Wordplay

If you want to see a comic strip, you should see me in the shower.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Communication Self Wordplay

Holy deadlock.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright
Marriage Wordplay