Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 2)

Girdle: Accessory after the fat.

Appearance Clothing Definitions Wordplay

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
History Time Wordplay

Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.


Health Wordplay

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

Coffee: Break fluid.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

As a kid I was made to walk the plank… we couldn’t afford a dog.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

My dad suggested I register for a donor card; he’s a man after my own heart.


Communication Wordplay

Polygamy – the art of  parrot-folding.

comic actor-writer
Communication Definitions Wordplay

Obesity is really widespread.

Appearance Fat Wordplay

Violinist: A high-strung musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

There was a young man from Peru

Whose limericks stopped at line two.

Communication Wordplay

Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

Definitions Doctors Health Wordplay

I’m the lady who works at Paramount all day… and Fox all night.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

director I spent four years in college but I didn’t learn a thing; i was really my own fault… I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

(1979 – ) American actor, writer, comedian & director
Communication Education Wordplay

Penicillin: What to give a man who has everything.

Definitions Health Wordplay

Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it’s named after?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Art Communication Wordplay

Also-ran: A British athlete.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
England Places Wordplay

Tissue: Your daily nosepaper.

Definitions Wordplay

A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.

(1892 – 1972) American comedian, dancer & composer
Emotions Sex Wordplay

Spent the last 3 days, alone, trying to learn escapology… I need to get out more.

(1980 – ) English magician & comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

Appearance Body Definitions Wordplay