Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 2)

Beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

All I had to my name were some letters and all I had in my pocket was a broken compass; I didn’t know which way to turn.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Usher: One who takes a leading part in a theatre.

Wordplay

Peeping Tom: A window fan.

Definitions Wordplay

This bloke said to me: ‘I’m going to attack you with the neck of a guitar;’ I said: ‘Is that a fret?’

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Sex Education: Sermon on the mount.

Definitions Sex Wordplay

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression… what a sad state of affairs.


Communication Wordplay

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.

Sports Wordplay

I went to a Pretenders gig; it was a tribute act.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

Alarm Clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.

Definitions Wordplay

I drink therefore I am.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol Food/Drink Wordplay

Archaeology is the science that proves you can’t keep a good man down.

Science/Weather Wordplay

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; it was riveting.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.

British born Chinese professional poker player & comedian
Communication Wordplay

I sink, therefore I swam.

Activities Communication Wordplay

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste; when I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Communication Wordplay

Yes, so it does.

(1869 – 1931) American politician
Miscellaneous Wordplay

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body… then I was born.

American stand up comedian & juggler
Communication Wordplay