Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 2)

I think the worst thing about driving a time machine is your kids are always in the back moaning, ‘Are we then yet?’

(1987 – ) British comedian
Things Wordplay

Antibody: Against everyone.

Definitions Wordplay

Gold Digger: A woman after all.

Definitions People Women Wordplay

Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.


Health Wordplay

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

When someone tells me they're from Switzerland I think, that's a red flag.

Comedian & writer
Communication Wordplay

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Fear Wordplay

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

Wordplay

Perfume: What a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attention.

Definitions Wordplay

I have Bright's Disease… and he has mine.

(1904 – 1979) Jewish-American humorist, author & screenwriter
Health Wordplay

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

British stand-up comedian
Communication Things Wordplay

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


Activities Age Exercise Wordplay

If I repeatedly stab my cornflakes does that make me a cereal killer?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

What's the opposite of opposite?

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
Communication Wordplay

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste; when I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Communication Wordplay

Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

Definitions Doctors Health Wordplay

The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from strong will, and the other from strong won’t.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist
Characteristics Wordplay

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

Appearance Body Wordplay

Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

Definitions Wordplay

I remember what my grandmother said to me on her deathbed: She said: ‘I wish I’d bought a normal bed.’

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Communication Death Last words Wordplay