Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 2)

If Bing Crosby was great, imagine how good Google Crosby would have been.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
People Wordplay

I drink therefore I am.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Alcohol Food/Drink Wordplay

Castration: A eunuch experience.

Definitions Wordplay

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest.

Girls People Wordplay

I hate going to funerals because I’m not a mourning person.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor
Communication Death Wordplay

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

Wordplay

All really grim gardeners possess a keen sense of humus.

(1898 – 1951) Scottish humorist
Activities Wordplay

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay

Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.

Definitions Wordplay

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Experimental psychologist: A scientist who pulls habits out of rats.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
Definitions Occupations Wordplay Work

I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know why.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; it was riveting.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

My dad suggested I register for a donor card; he’s a man after my own heart.


Communication Wordplay

He makes his living from ham to mouth.

(1836 – 1911) English dramatist, librettist, poet & illustrator
Communication Reading/Writing Wordplay

And for the record, all marriages are same sex marriages; you get married, and every night, it’s the same sex.

(1956 – ) comedian, television host, social critic & political commentator
Marriage Sex Wordplay

As a kid I was made to walk the plank… we couldn’t afford a dog.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Acting Entertainment Reviews/Criticism Wordplay

It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.

baseball manager
Baseball Sports Wordplay

Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

Definitions Wordplay