Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 3)

Theodore Dreiser should ought to write nicer.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism Wordplay

I am his awfully-wedded wife.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Marriage Wordplay

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Fear Wordplay

Coffee: Break fluid.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

Sex Education: Sermon on the mount.

Definitions Sex Wordplay

Spent the last 3 days, alone, trying to learn escapology… I need to get out more.

(1980 – ) English magician & comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


Activities Age Exercise Wordplay

I was filling out a questionnaire that said, “Who would you most like to sleep with – anyone living or dead?” I said “Anyone living.”

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Sex Situations Wordplay

When someone tells me they're from Switzerland I think, that's a red flag.

Comedian & writer
Communication Wordplay

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress
Communication Malaprops Wordplay

Tears: Remorse code.

Definitions Wordplay

I caught my wife in bed with another man and I was crushed… so I said, “Get off of me, you two!”

(1956 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

People say I’m a plagiarist… their word, not mine.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people.

Definitions Health Wordplay

I'm still an atheist, thank God.

(1900 – 1983) Spanish filmmaker
Beliefs Religion Wordplay

Urinal: The one place where all men are peers.

Definitions Wordplay

I’m good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don’t know why.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

Wife Swapping: Sexual fourplay.

Definitions Marriage Sex Wordplay