Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 3)

Man was predestined to have free will.

Beliefs Wordplay

It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.

baseball manager
Baseball Sports Wordplay

Yawn: It’s always dullest just before the yawn.

Definitions Wordplay

He was married to an acrobat, but she caught him in the act.

Communication Wordplay

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Health Wordplay

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest.

Girls People Wordplay

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

Appearance Body Definitions Wordplay

Alarm Clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.

Definitions Wordplay

Theodore Dreiser should ought to write nicer.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism Wordplay

You’ve got to give the guy some slack… he’s caught between Iraq and a hard-on.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor
Situations Wordplay

I sink, therefore I swam.

Activities Communication Wordplay

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

American comedian
Communication Wordplay

A lot of people are very critical of modern reproductive processes without understanding all the ins and outs.

(1940 – ) English professor, medical doctor, scientist & politician
Sex Wordplay

Paradox: Two physicians.

Definitions Doctors Wordplay

She was just a passing fiancée.

Communication Wordplay

A rule of thumb in the matter of medical advice is to take everything any doctor says with a grain of aspirin.


Doctors Health Wordplay

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today… unfortunately, it’s only for victims.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

If I repeatedly stab my cornflakes does that make me a cereal killer?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it’s named after?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Art Communication Wordplay