Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 4)

Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.

Definitions Wordplay

I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today… unfortunately, it’s only for victims.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

She was another of his near Mrs.

Communication Language Marriage Relationships Wordplay

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

The perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian
Wordplay

Geologist: Fault finder.

Definitions Wordplay

Hey, if anyone knows how to fix some broken hinges, my door’s always open.

(1987 – ) British comedian
Communication Things Wordplay

Sewing Circle: A group of women who needle each other.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

Parents: People who bear infants, bore teenagers, and board newlyweds.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Heckler: A guy who ribs you the wrong way.

Definitions Wordplay

Snoring: Sheet music.

Definitions Sleep Wordplay

I was a lighting technician, off and on.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Peeping Tom: A window fan.

Definitions Wordplay

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.

Sports Wordplay

Polygamy – the art of  parrot-folding.

comic actor-writer
Communication Definitions Wordplay

Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Things Wordplay

All I had to my name were some letters and all I had in my pocket was a broken compass; I didn’t know which way to turn.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Do they give pilots crash courses in flight school?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Occupations Wordplay Work

What Iran needs now is a more modern leader – a mullah lite.

(1973 – ) Iranian-born British comedian
Government Places Wordplay

I used to be a plastic surgeon, which raised a few eyebrows.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Occupations Wordplay Work

Coffee: Break fluid.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay