Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 5)

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

Also-ran: A British athlete.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer

I invented a new word – “plagiarism.”

Peeping Tom: A window fan.

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer

Bathing Suit: A garment cut to see level.

He was married to an acrobat, but she caught him in the act.

Obesity is really widespread.

Yodeling: Slope opera.

Penicillin: What to give a man who has everything.

I have the brain of a German Shepard and the body of 16-year-old boy… they're both in my car and I want you to see them.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Anatomy: The belly of a very small insect.

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor

What's the opposite of opposite?

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor

He was engaged to a contortionist, but she broke it off.

To eat is human, to digest, divine.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

American comedian

Harpist: A plucky musician.

I’m an Atheist… thank God.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers Society of, The?

(1929 – 2009) British novelist, newspaper columnist & television writer