Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 5)

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

Spilt Milk: Udder waste.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

People with Tourette’s… what makes them tick?

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Health Wordplay

Polygamy – the art of  parrot-folding.

comic actor-writer
Communication Definitions Wordplay

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

I think if you were hardcore anti-feminism, surely you wouldn’t call yourself ‘anti-feminism’ would you? … you’d call yourself ‘Uncle Feminism’.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

I had a job drilling holes for water… it was well, boring.


Communication Wordplay

Obesity is really widespread.

Appearance Fat Wordplay

In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one.


Sports Wordplay

Geologist: Fault finder.

Definitions Wordplay

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay

I invented a new word – “plagiarism.”

Communication Language Wordplay

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.

Children Family Sex Wordplay

Bathing Suit: A garment cut to see level.

Appearance Clothing Definitions Wordplay

I hate going to funerals because I’m not a mourning person.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor
Communication Death Wordplay

What Iran needs now is a more modern leader – a mullah lite.

(1973 – ) Iranian-born British comedian
Government Places Wordplay

Giraffe: The highest form of animal life.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

Love: Woman’s eternal spring and man’s eternal fall.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Emotions Love Wordplay