Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 6)

My wife says I’m unsophisticated and uncultured, so to prove her wrong, guess where I’m taking her… hint: It starts with “B” and rhymes with “wallet.”

Characteristics Wordplay

You can wait here in the sitting room, or you can sit here in the waiting room.

American comedy troupe
Communication Wordplay

Beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

One arm butlers – they can take it but they can’t dish it out.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Fear Wordplay

It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.

baseball manager
Baseball Sports Wordplay

Usher: One who takes a leading part in a theatre.

Wordplay

There are very few people at the Fringe these days doing Roman-numeral jokes; I is one.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

I used to be a plastic surgeon, which raised a few eyebrows.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Occupations Wordplay Work

Man was predestined to have free will.

Beliefs Wordplay

Harpist: A plucky musician.

Definitions Entertainment Music Wordplay

“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Occupations Wordplay Work

The chickens have come home to roast.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Malaprops Wordplay

If I repeatedly stab my cornflakes does that make me a cereal killer?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Invitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

writer
Communication Wordplay

Judge: A man in a trying position.

Definitions Wordplay

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

What Iran needs now is a more modern leader – a mullah lite.

(1973 – ) Iranian-born British comedian
Government Places Wordplay

Reoriented: Sent back to China.

Definitions Wordplay

Theodore Dreiser should ought to write nicer.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Reviews/Criticism Wordplay

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator
Boxing Money Sports Wordplay