Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 6)

Yawn: It’s always dullest just before the yawn.

Definitions Wordplay

Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.

Definitions Wordplay

I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body… then I was born.

American stand up comedian & juggler
Communication Wordplay

I saw a documentary on how ships are kept together; it was riveting.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Colin had his neck brace fitted years ago and since then he’s never looked back.


Communication Things Wordplay

Thinly sliced cabbage.

Communication Murphy’s Laws Wordplay

Two old maids on a beach, streaker ran past… one had a stroke, the other one couldn't reach.

(1930 – 2007) English comedian & nightclub owner
Miscellaneous Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.

author
Communication Language Wordplay

Bathing Suit: A garment cut to see level.

Appearance Clothing Definitions Wordplay

“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Occupations Wordplay Work

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

Alcatraz: A pen with a lifetime guarantee.

Definitions Wordplay

If I had my life to live over, I’d live it over a deli.

(1926 – 2009) comedian, actor, radio – TV personality & host
Life Wordplay

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Science/Weather Wordplay

Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people.

Definitions Health Wordplay

Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it’s named after?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Art Communication Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Snoring: Sheet music.

Definitions Sleep Wordplay

My piñata costume was a hit with the crowd

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Just seen the grave of the woman from My Fair Lady… it says ‘Here lies a Doolittle’.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay