Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 7)

Spilt Milk: Udder waste.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

Wordplay

Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.

Definitions Wordplay

I got a new dog… he’s a paranoid retriever; he brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals Dogs Wordplay

Keir Dullea, gone tomorrow.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter
Acting Entertainment Reviews/Criticism Wordplay

Invitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

writer
Communication Wordplay

Barber: The town cutup.

Definitions Wordplay

I am having an out-of-money experience.

Communication Wordplay

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

I think the worst thing about driving a time machine is your kids are always in the back moaning, ‘Are we then yet?’

(1987 – ) British comedian
Things Wordplay

Urinalysis: The study of pissed off people.

Definitions Health Wordplay

Geologist: Fault finder.

Definitions Wordplay

If pro is the opposite of con, is progress the opposite of congress?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Communication Wordplay

Just read a book about Stockholm Syndrome; it started off badly, but by the end I really liked it.

(1927 – 2018) British comedian, singer & songwriter
Books Communication Reading/Writing Wordplay

Is ‘tired old cliche’ one?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

If these walls could talk, they'd probably say, "No! Not the nails again! Not the hammer!

Communication Wordplay

A day without sunshine is like, you know… night.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Communication Wordplay

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

What's the opposite of opposite?

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
Communication Wordplay

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay