Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 7)

Archaeology is the science that proves you can’t keep a good man down.

Science/Weather Wordplay

Archaeologist: A person whose career lies in ruins.

Definitions Occupations Wordplay

How can there be self-help groups?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

Apex: A gorilla’s old girlfriend.

Definitions Wordplay

Alarm Clock: That which scares the daylight out of you.

Definitions Wordplay

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

Wordplay

History is the short trudge from Adam to atom.

(1904 – 1974) American author & radio producer
History Time Wordplay

I invented a new word – “plagiarism.”

Communication Language Wordplay

I once knew a woman who offered her honor, so I honored her offer, and all night long I was on her and off her.

Sex Wordplay

Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.

Definitions Wordplay

The penis mightier than the sword.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Communication Wordplay

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress
Communication Malaprops Wordplay

Today’s subliminal thought is: …

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I sink, therefore I swam.

Activities Communication Wordplay

Gigolo: A fee-male.

Definitions Wordplay

Beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

What's the opposite of opposite?

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
Communication Wordplay

Obesity is really widespread.

Appearance Fat Wordplay

I hate going to funerals because I’m not a mourning person.

(1946 – ) American comedian, actor & voice actor
Communication Death Wordplay

As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.


Communication Situations Wordplay