Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 7)

What Iran needs now is a more modern leader – a mullah lite.

(1973 – ) Iranian-born British comedian
Government Places Wordplay

She was just a passing fiancée.

Communication Wordplay

Pushing fifty is exercise enough


Activities Age Exercise Wordplay

A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.

Communication Wordplay

Sadist: A person who is kind to a masochist.

Definitions People Wordplay

Quadruplets: Four crying out loud.

Children Definitions Wordplay

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Wordplay

Also-ran: A British athlete.

British writer, cartoonist, poet & performer
England Places Wordplay

Bathing Suit: A garment cut to see level.

Appearance Clothing Definitions Wordplay

My girlfriend’s dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one: She was livid… “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?”

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Animals Dogs Wordplay

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids.

Children Family Sex Wordplay

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

(1902 – 1971) American humorist & poet
Communication Dating Relationships Wordplay

I have the brain of a German Shepard and the body of 16-year-old boy… they're both in my car and I want you to see them.

(1956 – ) American stand-up comedian, actor & television ho
Miscellaneous Wordplay

Alarm Clock: Something that makes people rise and whine.

Definitions Wordplay

I had a job drilling holes for water… it was well, boring.


Communication Wordplay

All really grim gardeners possess a keen sense of humus.

(1898 – 1951) Scottish humorist
Activities Wordplay

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

(1973 – ) English comedian, writer, actor, director & producer
Communication Wordplay

A kiss that speaks volumes is seldom a first edition.

(1892 – 1972) American comedian, dancer & composer
Emotions Sex Wordplay

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

Out of the mouths of babes comes cereal.

Children Family Wordplay

Polygamy – the art of  parrot-folding.

comic actor-writer
Communication Definitions Wordplay