Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 8)

What's the opposite of opposite?

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
Communication Wordplay

Sad news, apparently the Michelin Man has retired.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Perfume: What a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attention.

Definitions Wordplay

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

Gold Digger: A woman after all.

Definitions People Women Wordplay

I’m not a fan of the new pound coin, but then again, I hate all change.

British born Chinese professional poker player & comedian
Communication Wordplay

I’m the lady who works at Paramount all day… and Fox all night.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol
TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

What's that up the road? … a head?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Teachers: United Mind Workers.

Definitions Education Wordplay

Man was predestined to have free will.

Beliefs Wordplay

Out of the mouths of babes comes cereal.

Children Family Wordplay

Gentlemen prefer bonds.

(1855 – 1937) American lawyer, judge, banker & Secretary of Treasury
Communication Wordplay

When someone tells me they're from Switzerland I think, that's a red flag.

Comedian & writer
Communication Wordplay

So I phoned up the spiritual leader of Tibet, he sent me a large goat with a long neck, turns out I phoned dial-a-lama.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I ran a sculpting studio, until it went bust.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Rattlesnake: Tattle tail.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

My father was a small claims court jester.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Family Fathers Wordplay

Hou know what always captures my eye… short people with umbrellas.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Paradox: Two physicians.

Definitions Doctors Wordplay

Show me an archaeologist, and I’ll show you a man who practices skull drudgery.

Science/Weather Wordplay

She was just a passing fiancée.

Communication Wordplay