Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 8)

He was engaged to a contortionist, but she broke it off.

Communication Relationships Wordplay

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression… what a sad state of affairs.


Communication Wordplay

“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.

Occupations Wordplay Work

Anatomy: The belly of a very small insect.

Definitions Wordplay

Will you take this woman to be your awful wedded wife?

(1914 – 1953) Welsh-born poet & writer
Communication Marriage Wordplay

Farmer: A man who is outstanding in his field.

Definitions Wordplay

Beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Alarm Clock: That which scares the daylight out of you.

Definitions Wordplay

I got a new dog… he’s a paranoid retriever; he brings back everything because he’s not sure what I threw him.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Animals Dogs Wordplay

Yodeling: Slope opera.

Definitions Wordplay

Paradox: Two physicians.

Definitions Doctors Wordplay

Gold Digger: A woman after all.

Definitions People Women Wordplay

What's that up the road? … a head?

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

Time and tide and hookers wait for no man.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Wordplay

As a kid I was made to walk the plank… we couldn’t afford a dog.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Antibody: Against everyone.

Definitions Wordplay

I ran a sculpting studio, until it went bust.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Wordplay