Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 9)

A chrysanthemum by any other name would be easier to spell.

author
Communication Language Wordplay

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Wordplay

Oscar night at my house is called Passover.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Communication Wordplay

Why are they called apartments when they’re all stuck together?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

I think if you were hardcore anti-feminism, surely you wouldn’t call yourself ‘anti-feminism’ would you? … you’d call yourself ‘Uncle Feminism’.

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Accordionated: Being able to drive and refold a road map at the same time.

Definitions Wordplay

Holy deadlock.

(1890 – 1971) English humorist, novelist & playwright
Marriage Wordplay

Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.

(1918 – 2002) Irish comedian, writer, musician, poet & playwright
Sex Wordplay

When someone tells me they're from Switzerland I think, that's a red flag.

Comedian & writer
Communication Wordplay

Wife Swapping: Sexual fourplay.

Definitions Marriage Sex Wordplay

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.

Sports Wordplay

Medical Insurance: What allows people to be ill at ease.

Wordplay

Is ‘tired old cliche’ one?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

Communication Language Wordplay

If Bing Crosby was great, imagine how good Google Crosby would have been.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
People Wordplay

The perfect joke would be where the setup and punch line were identical.

(1963 – ) Canadian writer, actor & stand-up comedian
Wordplay

My piñata costume was a hit with the crowd

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

In the back of Hughes' mind must be the thought that he will dance down the piss and mitch one.


Sports Wordplay

Sadist: A person who is kind to a masochist.

Definitions People Wordplay

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay