Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 9)

Some hospitals are so crowded that the only way you can get in is by accident.


Health Wordplay

Abstinence makes the heart go wander.

Sex Wordplay

Heckler: A guy who ribs you the wrong way.

Definitions Wordplay

I realized I was dyslexic when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Wordplay

As a kid I was made to walk the plank… we couldn’t afford a dog.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

My piñata costume was a hit with the crowd

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I’m an Atheist… thank God.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Beliefs God Religion Wordplay

Sewing Circle: Where friendship hangs by a thread.

Definitions Friends Wordplay

How can there be self-help groups?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Who remembers when X Factor was just Roman suncream?

British comedian
Communication Wordplay

Wife Swapping: Sexual fourplay.

Definitions Marriage Sex Wordplay

Nothing risqué nothing gained!

(1933 – 1967) American actress, entertainer & Hollywood sex symbol
Communication Sex Wordplay

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says "Audi!"

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Miscellaneous Wordplay

What's the opposite of opposite?

(1980 – ) English comedian, television and radio presenter & actor
Communication Wordplay

President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

She was just a passing fiancée.

Communication Wordplay

Is ‘tired old cliche’ one?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Today’s subliminal thought is: …

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Perfume: What a woman hopes will make her the scenter of attention.

Definitions Wordplay

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers Society of, The?

(1929 – 2009) British novelist, newspaper columnist & television writer
Occupations Wordplay Work

Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow you may diet.

Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws Wordplay