Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 9)

There’s nothing to fear but life itself.

(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Emotions Fear Wordplay

I went to a Pretenders gig; it was a tribute act.

(1967 – ) English actor, writer & comedian
Communication Wordplay

Invitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

writer
Communication Wordplay

Castration: A eunuch experience.

Definitions Wordplay

I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Economists are still trying to figure out why the girls with the least principle draw the most interest.

Girls People Wordplay

Man was predestined to have free will.

Beliefs Wordplay

You want to go out tonight? We could grab an Italian. And then go for dinner afterwards.

(1963 – ) Canadian-American actor
TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

Appearance Body Wordplay

You know who really gives kids a bad name? … Posh and Becks.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Children Communication Wordplay

Why do they call that funny little statue a bust when it stops right before the part of the body that it’s named after?

(1946 – ) American comedian
Art Communication Wordplay

How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Things Wordplay

Never position a rock near a hard place.

(1962 – ) English writer
Communication Situations Wordplay

Geologist: Fault finder.

Definitions Wordplay

Reducing: Wishful shrinking.

Appearance Body Definitions Wordplay

If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress?

(1918 – 2009) radio broadcaster
Communication Wordplay

Seven days without laughter makes one weak.


Emotions Laughter Wordplay

Spilt Milk: Udder waste.

Definitions Food/Drink Wordplay

Why is it, when a door is open it’s ajar, but when a jar is open, it’s not a door?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

It's not very often you get to see the Lone Ranger and Toronto in the same night.

baseball manager
Baseball Sports Wordplay

People who use selfie sticks really need to have a good, long look at themselves.

British stand-up comedian, writer & actor
Communication Things Wordplay