Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 9)

I was a lighting technician, off and on.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Umpire: The original strike arbitrator.

Definitions Wordplay

Penicillin: What to give a man who has everything.

Definitions Health Wordplay

The difference between perseverance and obstinacy is that one often comes from strong will, and the other from strong won’t.

(1813 – 1887) American clergyman, social reformer & abolitionist
Characteristics Wordplay

Paradox: Two physicians.

Definitions Doctors Wordplay

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

Appearance Body Wordplay

I had a job drilling holes for water… it was well, boring.


Communication Wordplay

Some people have a way with words, and other people… oh, uh, not have way.

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician
Communication Wordplay

I’m not worried about the Third World War… that’s the Third World’s problem.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Conflict War Wordplay

Take my wife… please!

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian
Marriage Wives Wordplay

Incest is relatively boring.

Family Sex Wordplay

Gigolo: A fee-male.

Definitions Wordplay

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV’s as ‘4’s’?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Pediatrician: Man of little patients.

Definitions Doctors Health Wordplay

She was another of his near Mrs.

Communication Language Marriage Relationships Wordplay

Love: Woman’s eternal spring and man’s eternal fall.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Emotions Love Wordplay

Rattlesnake: Tattle tail.

Animals Definitions Wordplay

Hou know what always captures my eye… short people with umbrellas.

(1973 – ) English writer & stand-up comedian
Communication Wordplay

Today’s subliminal thought is: …

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

I sink, therefore I swam.

Activities Communication Wordplay

When someone tells me they're from Switzerland I think, that's a red flag.

Comedian & writer
Communication Wordplay