Subject: Communication » Wordplay (Page 9)

What Iran needs now is a more modern leader – a mullah lite.

(1973 – ) Iranian-born British comedian
Government Places Wordplay

People say I’m a plagiarist… their word, not mine.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression… what a sad state of affairs.


Communication Wordplay

You can wait here in the sitting room, or you can sit here in the waiting room.

American comedy troupe
Communication Wordplay

Diets are for those who are thick and tired of it.

Appearance Body Wordplay

I waited an hour for my starter; so I complained… ‘It's not rocket salad.’

British comedian & actress
Communication Malaprops Wordplay

Avoid fruit and nuts; you are what you eat.

(1945 –) American cartoonist (Garfield)
Eating Food/Drink Wordplay

Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you.

Definitions Family Parents Wordplay

How is it possible to have a civil war?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Conflict War Wordplay

As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.


Communication Situations Wordplay

Las Vegas is the oasis of outstretched palms.

English boxing journalist & commentator
Boxing Money Sports Wordplay

Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn shop?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Communication Wordplay

A rule of thumb in the matter of medical advice is to take everything any doctor says with a grain of aspirin.


Doctors Health Wordplay

A lot of people are very critical of modern reproductive processes without understanding all the ins and outs.

(1940 – ) English professor, medical doctor, scientist & politician
Sex Wordplay

Yawn: It’s always dullest just before the yawn.

Definitions Wordplay

A chrysanthemum by any other name… would be easier to pronounce.

(1945 – ) American actress, film director & producer
Communication TV/Movie Quotes Wordplay

Smuggler: One who neglects his duty to his country.

Definitions Wordplay

director I spent four years in college but I didn’t learn a thing; i was really my own fault… I had a double major in psychology and reverse psychology.

(1979 – ) American actor, writer, comedian & director
Communication Education Wordplay

Skiing may be a winter activity, but some think of it as a fall sport.

Sports Wordplay

Electrocardiograph: Ticker tape.

Definitions Wordplay

Racehorse: A barn athlete.

Animals Definitions Wordplay