Subject: Conflict » Arms

Gun-free zones kill people

Arms Conflict Headlines

It’s not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist
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The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host
Arms Conflict Stupidity

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

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In our school you were searched for guns and knifes on the way in and if you didn’t have any, they gave you some.

(1956 – ) American comedian
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the states, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist
America Arms Things

The United States has developed a new weapon that destroys people but it leaves buildings standing; it's called the stock market.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Arms Conflict Money

Those who hammer their guns into ploughs will plough for those who do not.

(1743 – 1826) American Founding Father & 3rd U.S. president
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I like going to the park and watching the children run and jump around, because you see, they don't know I'm using blanks.

(1956 – ) American comedian
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You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.

(1899 – 1947) American gangster
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They say that guns don't kill people, people kill people, but I think the guns help.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Arms Conflict Killing

A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun.

America Arms Conflict People Places

Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder.

Arms Military Money Murphy’s Laws

You’ll get my assault weapon when you pry it out of my curious six-year-old’s cold dead hands.

(1978 – ) American writer & stand-up comedian
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Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

(1818 – 1885) humorist
Arms Entertainment Music

Buying my wife a gun is sort of like me saying, 'You know, I kinda want to kill myself, but I want it to be a surprise.'

(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian
Arms Conflict Killing Situations

One failed attempt at a shoe bomb and we all take off our shoes at the airport; thirty-one school shootings since Columbine and no change in our regulation of guns.

(1977 – ) British political comedian & television host
Arms Conflict TV/Movie Quotes

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws

In Washington, officials from the National Rifle Association met with a group of high school students… there were no survivors.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
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Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

Arms Situations Things

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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