Subject: Conflict » Arms (Page 3)

Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

An Iranian moderate is one that has run out of ammunition.

(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar

When in doubt, empty the magazine.

Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons!

You can get a lot more done with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone.

(1899 – 1947) American gangster

Remember the good old days when the only bomb you had to worry about on a plane was the Rob Schneider movie?

(1950 – ) comedian & television host

The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

It’s not living alone if you keep a rifle under the bed.

(1962 – ) writer & journalist

The NRA is not pro-gun, they’re anti-varmint.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality

Recoilless rifles – aren’t.

Gun-free zones kill people

A Smith and Wesson beats four aces.