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Shoplifter: A person with a gift of grab.
Anonymous
Conflict
Crime
Definitions
Shoplifter
Shoplifter Who Soiled Clothes Fails to Wipe Record Clean
In Keokuk IA
Crime
Headlines
The
perferator
of the crime was apprehended by the police.
Anonymous
Crime
Malaprops
Perpetrator
Nowadays, the perfect crime is getting caught and then selling your story to TV.
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Conflict
Crime
Entertainment
Television
All lawyers are cut from the same cloth: fleece.
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
Crime
Government
Law
Lawyers
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that its against the law.
Alex Levine
Crime
Place Names
Germany
If you do big things they print your face, and if you do little things they only print your thumbs.
Arthur ‘Bugs’ Baer
(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist
Communication
Crime
Fingerprints
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Only the winners decide what were war crimes.
Garry Wills
(1934 – ) American author, journalist & historian
Conflict
Crime
War
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