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Wallowing in corruption like a rhinoceros in an African pool.
Edwin Lawrence Godkin
(1831 – 1902) journalist & newspaper editor
Crime
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Corruption
On politician James G. Elaine
The reason there is so little crime in Germany is that its against the law.
Alex Levine
Crime
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Germany
The world is a place that’s gone from being flat to round to crooked.
Alfred E. Neuman
fictional mascot and cover boy of
Mad
, an American humor magazine
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Kleptomaniac: A person who helps himself because he can't help himself.
Henry Morgan
(1915 – 1994) American actor
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Kleptomania
Theft
Here’s how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the ‘30s… as long as you weren’t still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% change of getting away with it.
John Mulaney
(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer
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Crime
To avoid robbery, certainly rock the rocker room and keep the rocker key with you all the time. Also, we will not take any responsibility for the robbery.
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Crime
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At a Japanese hotel
Capital Punishment: Killing people who kill people to prove that killing people is wrong.
Anonymous
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Shoplifter: A person with a gift of grab.
Anonymous
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Shoplifter
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