Subject: Conflict » Crime (Page 4)

As through this world I've wandered I've seen lots of funny men; some will rob you with a six-gun, and some with a fountain pen.

(1912 – 1967) American singer-songwriter & folk musician

Crime does not pay… as well as politics.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Murder is a crime – describing murder is not; sex is not a crime – describing sex is.

(1917 – 1999) American sexologist

I want to commit a crime during a reenactment, and turn it into an enactment.

(1973 – ) American comedian

The scariest guy in prison is the white guy… because he's guilty.

American comedian

Here's how easy it was to get away with bank robbery back in the ‘30s – as long as you weren’t still there when the police arrived, you had a 99% chance of getting away with it.

(1982 – ) American comedian, actor, writer & producer

She changes prices. I caught her in a near misdemeanus.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Shoplifting: Free enterprise.