Subject: Conflict » Fights

Never go to bed mad… stay up and fight.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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If it weren’t for marriage, husband and wives would have to fight with strangers.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
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[After a fight] Yeah, I’m fine. I snapped my chin down onto some guy’s fist and hit another one in the knee with my nose.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Pacifist: A fellow who could attend a peace conference without getting into a fight.

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We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

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I've had 117 fights and that's the first time I've ever won.

(1929 – ) American baseball player who had a well-publicized bipolar disorder
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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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I'd rather fight than score.

Canadian hockey player
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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

(John Bloom) (1953 – ) American film critic, writer & actor
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For my birthday I got a humidifier and a dehumidifier… I put them in the same room and let them fight it out.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
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You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.

(1967 – ) English actor
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If you can’t beat them, arrange 
to have them beaten

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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I’m really a timid person – I was beaten up by Quakers.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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My toughest fight was with my first wife.

(1942 – ) American boxing champion
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He scored hockey by the number of fights. If you lost seven to one, but won five fights, he figured you won the game.

Canadian businessman, sportsman & owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs
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The Middle Eastern states aren’t nations, they’re quarrels with borders.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
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It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.

(1968 – 2005) American stand-up comedian
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Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.

(1927 – 2004) American comedian & actor
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I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

(1924 – 1987) American stand-up ‘deadpan’ comedian and actor
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It's possible to disagree with someone about the ethics of non-violence without wanting to kick his face in.

(1946 – ) British playwright, screen writer & film director
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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