Subject: Conflict » Fights (Page 2)

If you can’t beat them, arrange 
to have them beaten

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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It's possible to disagree with someone about the ethics of non-violence without wanting to kick his face in.

(1946 – ) British playwright, screen writer & film director
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Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
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I look at fighting the same way I look at physics; I can’t do it, but I respect its ability to solve problems.

comedian
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He scored hockey by the number of fights. If you lost seven to one, but won five fights, he figured you won the game.

Canadian businessman, sportsman & owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs
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Never go to bed mad… stay up and fight.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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If you are going to have a fight with a visiting club, be sure to insult them the day they come to town, and not the last day of the series. It pays off better.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter
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If hockey fights were fake, I'd be in more of them.

professional hockey player
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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

(John Bloom) (1953 – ) American film critic, writer & actor
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Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.

(1973 – ) American comedian
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Pacifist: A fellow who could attend a peace conference without getting into a fight.

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You can fight and all of you will die, or you can surrender in which case only most of you will die.

(1967 – ) English actor
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My father only hit me once – but he used a Volvo.

(1928 – 2003) English entertainer
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The fights you avoid do you far more good than the ones you will win.

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I’m not a fighter; I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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I’m really a timid person – I was beaten up by Quakers.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
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Hockey’s the only place where a guy can go nowadays and watch two white guys fight.


(1938 – 2017) American sportswriter & novelist
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We know how much fans enjoy a good brawl, so we are going to guarantee a fight. If there is not a single five-minute fighting major given to a player, every fan in attendance will receive a free ticket to the following home game.

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Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
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If I play badly I’ll pick a fight in the third, just to get into a fight. I’ll break a guy’s leg to win, I don’t care. Afterward I say, ‘Yeah, all right I played badly, but I won the fight so who gives a damn.'

Canadian hockey player
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I will personally challenge anyone who wants to get rid of fighting to a fight.

American-Canadian hockey executive
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