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Subject:
Conflict
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Peace: In international affairs, a period of cheating between two periods of fighting.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication
Definitions
Fights
Politics
Time
Cheating
Peace
I'd rather fight than score.
Dave Schultz
Canadian hockey player
Conflict
Fights
Hockey
Sports
When your back is against the wall, there is only one thing to do, and that is turn around and fight.
John Major
(1943 – ) British prime minister & politician
Conflict
Fights
Misspokements
Adversity
I want you guys to know that if we ever get into real heavy combat… I'll be right behind you guys. Every step of the way.
Harold Ramis
(1944 – 2014) American actor, director & writer
TV/Movie Quotes
War
As Russell Ziskey in “Stripes”
What’s a Jewish mobster?… ‘I’m going to break the legs of your therapist.
Richard Lewis
(1947 – ) comedian & actor
Conflict
People
Jewish
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
Demetri Martin
(1973 – ) American comedian
Conflict
Fights
Food/Drink
Cannibals
Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the
shooting.
Samuel Goldwyn
(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops
War
Shouting
An Iranian moderate is one that has run out of ammunition.
Henry Kissinger
(1923 – ) German-born diplomat & scholar
Arms
Conflict
Government
People
Places
Ammunition
Iran
I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it'll be much harder to detect.
George Carlin
(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Conflict
Confusion
Hell
Insider trading: Stealing too fast.
Calvin Trillin
(1935 – ) columnist, journalist & novelist
Conflict
Crime
Definitions
Insider trading
Investing
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother.
Artemus Ward
Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist
Conflict
Family
War
Sacrifices
A liberal is a man too broadminded to take his own side in a quarrel.
Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Characteristics
Conflict
Government
Politics
Arguments
Fairness
Liberals
I am at two with nature.
Woody Allen
(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Conflict
War without France would be like… World War II.
Anonymous
Conflict
Places
War
France
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
Dave Edison
actor, writer & editor
Accidents
Problems
War
Helmets
Kamikaze pilots
War is God's way of teaching us geography.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Conflict
God
War
Geography
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who don't.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Government
Military
Murphy’s Laws
Swords
Everyone’s a pacifist between wars; it’s like being a vegetarian between meals.
Colman McCarthy
(1938 – ) American journalist, teacher, lecturer & pacifist
Beliefs
Conflict
War
Pacifist
If it is worth fighting for, it is worth fighting dirty for.
Bert's Bulwark
Conflict
Fights
Murphy’s Laws
Man Is Fatally Slain
Headline
Conflict
Headlines
Homicide
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.
Bill Vaughn
(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
America
Democracy
Elections/Voting
Government
Places
War
World
Democracy
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