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Conflict
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I got a cousin who's a psychotic with low self-esteem; he only wants to assassinate the vice president.
Bob Nickman
television writer, producer & director
Characteristics
Conflict
Health
Killing
Psychotic
Self-esteem
Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.
A Murphy's Military Law
Arms
Military
Murphy’s Laws
War
Mines
He scored hockey by the number of fights. If you lost seven to one, but won five fights, he figured you won the game.
Conn Smythe
Canadian businessman, sportsman & owner of the Toronto Maple Leafs
Conflict
Fights
Hockey
Sports
Of ‘King’ Clancy
Rugby League is war without the frills.
Unknown
Conflict
Sports
Rugby
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.
Stanisław Lec
(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist
Conflict
Ideas
Intelligence
War
At the end of the Peterson trial, my daughter turns to me and she goes, 'Daddy, are you going to kill Mommy?'… 'Oh, honey – that's up to Mommy, isn't it?'
Christopher Titus
(1964 – ) American comedian & actor
Conflict
Killing
Marriage
Wives
It's negative to think about blowing each other up.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Conflict
War
The cold war
I was once arrested for resisting arrest.
Steven Wright
(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Conflict
Arrested
When I take action, I'm not going to fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Conflict
Government
War
Missles
Man should stop fighting among themselves and start fighting insects.
Luther Burbank
(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist
Animals
Conflict
War
Insects
Peace: Co-existence or no no existence.
Bertrand Russell
(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic
Conflict
War
Peace
Outside of the killings, [Washington] has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
Marion Barry Jr.
(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.
Conflict
Crime
Misspokements
Homicide
Washington
My toughest fight was with my first wife.
Muhammad Ali
(1942 – ) American boxing champion
Boxing
Fights
Marriage
Relationships
Sports
Wives
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