Subject: Conflict (Page 17)

If crime went down 100%, it would still be fifty times higher than it should be.

American politician
Conflict Crime Misspokements

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

You can’t make an omelet without breaking eggs.

Conflict Food/Drink Murphy’s Laws

If you can’t beat them, arrange 
to have them beaten

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author
Conflict Fights

The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.

Military Murphy’s Laws War

What is robbing a bank compared with founding a bank?

(1898 – 1956) German poet, playwright & theater director
Conflict Crime

Going to war without France is like going deer hunting without your accordion.


(1934 – 2012) American army general
Conflict Places War

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago…I shot my broker.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Conflict Killing Money

Guns don't kill people; it's those bullets ripping through the body.

(1962 – ) English stand-up comedian & actor
Arms Conflict Death

Firearms groups across the country have declared today the first annual Gun Appreciation Day…. so don’t forget to set your clock back 100 years.

(1973 – ) American comedian, actor & television host
Arms TV/Movie Quotes

There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Conflict

He has committed every crime that does not require courage.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author
Characteristics Crime Insults

Shoplifter: A person with a gift of grab.

Conflict Crime Definitions