Subject: Conflict » War (Page 2)

Diplomats tell lies to journalists, and they believe what they read.

(1874 – 1936) Austrian writer & journalist

You can’t say civilization don’t advance, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator

God invented football so grown men would have something to do between wars.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter

God is usually on the side of the big squadrons against the small.

(1618 – 1693) French memoirist

As you know, you go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.

(1932 – ) American businessman & U.S. Secretary of Defense

She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals; she thought we just fought in world war eleven.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director

War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.

(1906 – 1975) German-born American political theorist

You can build a throne with bayonets, but it’s difficult to sit on it.


I was thinkin' maybe we should just bomb ourselves so we could upgrade our school system.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger

Desert combat?… I can't even stand the walk back from the beach to the car.

comedian, television host & actor

I can’t listen to that much Wagner… I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel; this is essentially the basis of all military thinking.

(1948 – ) English novelist

The Falklands incident was a quarrel between two bald men over a comb.

(1899 – 1986) Argentine writer, essayist, poet & translator

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Peace: Co-existence or no no existence.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn’t there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian

The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

God is not on the side of the big battalions, but on the side of those who shoot best.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist