Subject: Conflict » War (Page 2)

Incoming fire has the right of way.

The consensus seemed to be that if really large numbers of men were sent to storm the mountain, then enough might survive the rocks to take the citadel; this is essentially the basis of all military thinking.

(1948 – ) English novelist

There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

People don’t start wars, governments do.

(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.

(1906 – 1975) German-born American political theorist

Love is like war: easy to begin but very hard to stop.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

War without France would be like… World War II.

You can build a throne with bayonets, but it’s difficult to sit on it.


War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

It's negative to think about blowing each other up.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

War is God's way of teaching us geography.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother.

Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

How is it possible to have a civil war?

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Only the winners decide what were war crimes.

(1934 – ) American author, journalist & historian

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

(1899 – 1985) US author & humorist

The only reason we're not in Iran now is because we're going alphabetically and George Bush can't spell.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality

Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the shooting.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

You can’t say civilization don’t advance, for in every war they kill you in a new way.

(1879 – 1935) humorist & social commentator