Subject: Conflict » War (Page 2)

The Falklands incident was a quarrel between two bald men over a comb.

(1899 – 1986) Argentine writer, essayist, poet & translator
Conflict War

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Conflict Situations War

I really wish ISIS would stop playing violent video games and listening to Marilyn Manson.

European comedian & actor
Conflict People War

Any ship can be a minesweeper… once.

Arms Military Murphy’s Laws War

Would it be ironic if we had to go back to Iraq to rid it of the Al Quaeda that wasn’t there before we got there to rid it of Al Queda?

(1970 –) American stand-up comedian
Conflict War

I can’t listen to that much Wagner… I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Conflict Entertainment Music Places War

Men love war because it allows them to look serious… it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them.

(1926 – 2005) English novelist & essayist
Conflict Emotions Laughter Men People War Women

I believe that forgiving them is God’s function; our job is to arrange the meeting.

(1934 – 2012) United States Army general
Conflict Killing War

The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

Murphy’s Laws War

Claim victory and retreat.

Conflict Murphy’s Laws War

I was thinkin' maybe we should just bomb ourselves so we could upgrade our school system.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger
Conflict Education School War

Man should stop fighting among themselves and start fighting insects.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist
Animals Conflict War

I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq; after all, France wouldn’t help us get the Germans out of France!


(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Conflict Places War

War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.

(1906 – 1975) German-born American political theorist
Conflict War

Don’t worry about the war; it’s all over but the shooting.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Malaprops War

God invented football so grown men would have something to do between wars.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter
Conflict Football Sports War

It's negative to think about blowing each other up.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Conflict War

Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.

Conflict Marriage War

The best armor is to keep out of range.

Conflict War

If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

Conflict Military Murphy’s Laws War

The time not to become a father is eighteen years before a war.

(1899 – 1985) US author & humorist
Family Fathers Time War