Subject: Conflict » War (Page 4)

Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

I was thinkin' maybe we should just bomb ourselves so we could upgrade our school system.

(1961 – ) comedian, writer, radio & television personality & blogger

I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my wife’s brother.

Charles Farrar Browne (1834 – 1867) humorist

War hath no fury like a noncombatant.

(1867 – 1928) English journalist & novelist

Man should stop fighting among themselves and start fighting insects.

(1849 – 1926) American botanist & horticulturist

The best armor is to keep out of range.

I’m not worried about the Third World War… that’s the Third World’s problem.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war… just a greater emphasis on military apparel.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

God invented football so grown men would have something to do between wars.

(1929 – ) American author & sportswriter

Starting a war in the name of peace is like poking a hole in a balloon to get more air into it.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

I believe that forgiving them is God’s function; our job is to arrange the meeting.

(1934 – 2012) United States Army general

There is no doubt in my mind when history was written, the final page will say: Victory was achieved by the United States of America for the good of the world.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president