Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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