Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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