Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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