Subject: Confucius say

Confucius say:

Jokes using puns and often risqué double-meanings 'fictitiously attributed' to Confucius, a famous Chinese philosopher (around 500 BC.) His name is used only to lend credence to the sayings of a “wise man.”

Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… streaker is someone who is unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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