Subject: Confucius say (Page 10)

Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… joke is like sex… neither is any good if you don't get it.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… who has hand in pocket always on the ball.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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