Subject: Confucius say (Page 10)

Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… couple on seven day honeymoon make whole week.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… friend is someone who thinks you're a good egg even though you're slightly cracked.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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