Subject: Confucius say (Page 10)

Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… never argue with a fool… he may be doing the same thing.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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