Subject: Confucius say (Page 11)

Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

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Confucius say…  man who uses smart phone may still have trouble spelling own name.

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