Subject: Confucius say (Page 11)

Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… marriages are made in heaven… so are thunder & lightning.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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