Subject: Confucius say (Page 11)

Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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