Subject: Confucius say (Page 12)

Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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