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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

Confucius say… student who study history, will find there is no future in it.

Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.