Subject: Confucius say (Page 12)

Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… even a turtle only makes progress when it sticks its neck out.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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