Subject: Confucius say (Page 13)

Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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