Subject: Confucius say (Page 13)

Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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