Subject: Confucius say (Page 13)

Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… naked man fears no pick pocket.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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