Subject: Confucius say (Page 14)

Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… man that straddles the fence, gets a sore crotch.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… diet is a selection of food that makes other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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