Subject: Confucius say (Page 14)

Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… every woman with a curve, there are several men with angles.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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