Subject: Confucius say (Page 14)

Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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