Subject: Confucius say (Page 15)

Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… if a bulldog and a Shitsu are mated, it would be called a Bullshit.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… bad singers break into song because they can't find the key.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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