Subject: Confucius say (Page 15)

Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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