Subject: Confucius say (Page 15)

Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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