Subject: Confucius say (Page 16)

Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… woman who put right number of candles on her birthday cake, playing with fire.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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