Subject: Confucius say (Page 16)

Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… who pamper his cow, will get spoiled milk.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… boy who go to bed with sexual problem wake up with solution in hand.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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