Subject: Confucius say (Page 16)

Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… karaoke is a Chinese word meaning tone deaf.

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