Subject: Confucius say (Page 17)

Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… who says he knows how to control a wife is called a bachelor.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… is much better to want the mate you do not have than to have the mate you do not want.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… man who get hit by car, get that run down feeling.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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