Subject: Confucius say (Page 17)

Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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