Subject: Confucius say (Page 17)

Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… man who not poop for many days must take care of back log.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… old grave digger is called an elderberry.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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