Subject: Confucius say (Page 18)

Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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