Subject: Confucius say (Page 18)

Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… cheap prostitute offer more bang for your buck.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… man who has money to burn, makes an ash of himself.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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