Subject: Confucius say (Page 18)

Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… magazine is a bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… women are like lawn mowers… if you're not pushing one around, then you're riding it.

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