Subject: Confucius say (Page 19)

Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… he who crosses ocean twice without washing is dirty double crosser.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… man who sits on stool smells like shit.

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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… mummies who take vacation, will relax and unwind.

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