Subject: Confucius say (Page 19)

Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many light bulb jokes soon burn out.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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