Subject: Confucius say (Page 19)

Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… man with big mouth beware of foot.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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