Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… man who wants pretty nurse, must be patient.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… he who has a sharp tongue cuts own throat.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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