Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… he who eats crackers in bed, get crummy sleep.

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Confucius say… constipated people don't give a crap.

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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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