Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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