Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter is Eskimo Pi.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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