Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… man who put head it fruit drink, get punch in nose.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… adults are just wrinkled kids who owe money.

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Confucius say… you see the handwriting on the wall, you're in a public restroom.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… he who sneeze without tissue, take matter in own hands.

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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