Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… humorous question on an exam is called testicle.

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Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pocket not just jingling change.

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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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