Subject: Confucius say (Page 2)

Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… all men eat, but Fu Manchu.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… gypsies got no babies because gypsies have crystal balls.

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Confucius say… lady who goes down first time out, is called Titanic.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… with athletic finger make broad jump.

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