Subject: Confucius say (Page 20)

Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… woman who wear G-string, high on crack!

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… man’s mind is like parachute; works best when open.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… only one whose troubles are behind him, is a school bus driver.

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