Subject: Confucius say (Page 20)

Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

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Confucius say… he who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… undertakers are nice – they're the last to let people down.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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