Subject: Confucius say (Page 20)

Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… man who finds job at crystal ball company will make a fortune.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… girl who rides bicycle peddles ass all over town.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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