Subject: Confucius say (Page 21)

Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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