Subject: Confucius say (Page 21)

Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… real estate people are a vacant lot.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… woman who fly airplane upside down have crack up.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say… if you want your dreams to come true, don't oversleep.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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