Subject: Confucius say (Page 21)

Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… single fact can ruin a good argument.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… alcohol is the cause of some problems and the solution to others.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… if you don't want anyone to get your goat, don't let them know where you have it tied.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… never argue with a women when she's tired… or rested.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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