Subject: Confucius say (Page 22)

Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… bicycle can't stand on its own because it is two-tired.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs.

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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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