Subject: Confucius say (Page 22)

Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… man who make love to cash register, come into money.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

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Confucius say… he who sniffs Coke, gets ice cube up nose.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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