Subject: Confucius say (Page 22)

Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… 12 months of drinking low-calorie beer is one Lite year.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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Confucius say… Rudolph was grounded after his dad saw his report card because he went down in history.

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Confucius say… New York manufacturer of gentlemen's headwear is called Manhattan.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… never tell a one legged hitch hiker to hop in.

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Confucius say… man that is stuck in pantry have ass in jam.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… gay Australian man will leave his wife and return to Sydney.

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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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