Subject: Confucius say (Page 23)

Confucius say… hooker with bike pedal ass all over town.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

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Confucius say… a joke become a father, when the punch line becomes apparent.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in open window get pane in neck.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

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Confucius say… man who put cream in tart, not always baker.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… he who plays with self, pulls boner.

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Confucius say… man who have last laugh, not get joke

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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