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Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

Confucius say… it take many nails to build crib, only one screw to fill it.

Confucius say… who dates dynamite lady, gets big bang out of her.

Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.

Confucius say… always yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again.

Confucius say… if you park, don't drink… accidents cause people.