Subject: Confucius say (Page 23)

Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… man have more hair on chest than woman, but on the whole woman have more.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… Bin Laden like Fred Flintstone, both look out window and see Rubble.

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