Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… who start crystal ball factory, bound to make a fortune.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… man who drop watch in whisky wasting time.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… grease monkey who go to bed without bathing wake up oily in the morning.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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