Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… 400 pound lady, who likes both men and women, is a bisexual built for two.

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Confucius say… woman who make love in treehouse put ass out on limb.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

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Confucius say …. tight pants like cheap hotel… no ball room.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… if men had breasts, they would wear off the pockets of their shirts.

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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