Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… when the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… epileptic lettuce farmer makes "seizure salad."

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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