Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… man who sleep in cat house by day, sleep in doghouse by night.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… with one chopstick go hungry.

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Confucius say… virginity like balloon… one prick – all gone.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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