Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

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Confucius say… Diet: food that make other people lose weight.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… there is no future in writing history books.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… army like blow job… closer to discharge you get, the better it feels.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… fool and his money are soon partners.

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Confucius say… creative Chinese chef without utensils can still find ways to stir soup.

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