Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… worm that falls asleep in King Arthur’s apple will wake up in middle of knight.

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Confucius say… woman will be queen of the sewers, if she has accessible manhole.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… vagina is like a very small hotel… one must leave his bag outside.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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