Subject: Confucius say (Page 24)

Confucius say… many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… by the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… company who make women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… religious woman with hole in pocket, feel holy all day.

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… who jumps through screen door likely to strain himself.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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