Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… man with hard problem usually give it to woman.

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Confucius say… optimist is a man who hasn't had many experiences yet.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… man who speaks with forked tongue should not kiss balloons.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… perfect gift for man who has everything, is a burglar alarm.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… when wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

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