Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… masturbation is a solo played on a private organ.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… look for helping hand on end of own arm.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

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Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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Confucius say… never marry a woman with big hands… it will make dick look smaller.

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Confucius say… sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a rise.

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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Confucius say… who wants to kill a circus troupe, should go for the juggler.

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