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Confucius say
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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.
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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.
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Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.
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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.
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Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.
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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.
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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.
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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.
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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.
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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.
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Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.
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Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.
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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.
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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.
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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.
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Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.
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Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.
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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.
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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.
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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
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