Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… optimist is girl who regards a bulge as a curve.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… best way to slow a runaway horse, is to bet on it.

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Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… woman who wears padded bra, makes mountains out of molehills.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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