Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… if a soda can goes to school, it will take fizz ed.

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Confucius say… transvestite is one who likes to eat, drink and be Mary.

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Confucius say… inventor of shag carpet made a big pile.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… woman who dates gambler, gets cheated on.

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Confucius say… heat must travel faster than cold because, it is easy to catch a cold.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… husbands are like fires… they go out when left unattended.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… early to bed, and early to rise, makes a man healthy… but a social loser.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… man who is impotent will have Willy-nilly.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… woman who wear something from Victoria's Secret, have no more secrets.

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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… Chinese couple who have white baby, name it Sum Ting Wong.

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Confucius say… man who drops watch in toilet bound to have crappy time.

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Confucius say… forbidden fruits make many jams.

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