Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… who work all day for a pool maintenance company, will feel drained.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… man who wok dog lose best friend.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… man who fall into an upholstery machine, eventually be fully recovered.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… man with his hands in pockets feels foolish, but a man with holes in pockets feels nuts.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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