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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

Confucius say… only thing shorter than a weekend is a vacation.

Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

Confucius say… good life is like toilet paper… long and useful.

Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

Confucius say… those who get to big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.

Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

Confucius say… never cut rope that can be simply untied.

Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.