Subject: Confucius say (Page 25)

Confucius say… streaker unsuited for his work.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… without nipples, breasts would be pointless.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… miners with illuminated helmets, will feel lightheaded.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… newscaster who reports hurricanes, knows how to talk up a storm.

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Confucius say… man under wheelbarrow playing with tool, not necessarily mechanic.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… surgeon who make mistake, forced to take a cut in salary.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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