Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… if someone calls you fat, don't get angry… just turn the other chin.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… since a lawyer joined the nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… woman with big breasts has high-rise accommodation.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… just because men have one, doesn't mean they have to be one.

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Confucius say… people having gift of gab, not know how to wrap it up.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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