Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig, it may squeal.

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Confucius say… honor your personality flaws, for without them, you would have no personality at all.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… men are like fish… neither would get in trouble if they kept their mouths shut.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… question authority and the authorities will question you.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… man who abuse computer get bad bytes.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… many arguments have two sides, but no end.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… bachelor is a man who is footloose and fiancée-free.

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Confucius say… flying saucer will appear when a nudist spills his coffee.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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