Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

Confucius say

Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

Confucius say

Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

Confucius say

Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

Confucius say

Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.

Confucius say

Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

Confucius say

Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

Confucius say

Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

Confucius say

Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

Confucius say

Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.

Confucius say

Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

Confucius say

Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

Confucius say

Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.

Confucius say

Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

Confucius say

Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.

Confucius say

Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

Confucius say

Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

Confucius say

Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

Confucius say