Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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Confucius say… worst thing a wife can get on her twenty fifth wedding anniversary is morning sickness.

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Confucius say… if the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

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Confucius say… girl's best asset is her ‘lie' ability.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face.

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Confucius say… man who put head on railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… squirrel who runs up woman's leg not find nuts.

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Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.

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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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