Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… if the washroom upstairs is occupied, there is a hypotenuse.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… birds of a feather flock together… then crap on your car.

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Confucius say… he who sells feminine pads, is crack salesman.

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Confucius say… prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… man who sell sled, not man toboggan with.

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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.

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Confucius say… ulcers aren't the result of what you eat; you get ulcers from what's eating you.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… he who stick head in oven get baked bean.

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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

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Confucius say… man in shower playing with tool not necessarily plumber.

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Confucius say… time flies like an arrow… fruit flies like bananas.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… man who sit on tack get point!

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… arch criminal is one who robs shoe stores.

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