Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… before giving someone a piece of your mind, make sure you have enough to spare.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one must remember this number is next to nothing.

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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… giraffe's family reunion is called necks of kin.

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Confucius say… sexy typist will bang on keyboard!

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Confucius say… since lawyer joined nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit.

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Confucius say… prisoner who paints in jail, will have brush with the law.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… man who cooks carrots and peas in same pot, very unsanitary.

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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