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Confucius say
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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.
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Confucius say… forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit, but not nearly as gratifying.
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Confucius say… woman who come to bed wearing nothing but running shoes, wants to have marathon session.
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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.
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Confucius say… who was a dude before marriage, is now subdued.
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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.
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Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.
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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.
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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.
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Confucius say… opening in the front of your boxer shorts is called the circumvent.
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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.
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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.
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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.
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Confucius say… man who eat sweets take up two seats.
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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.
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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.
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Confucius say… difference between roast beef and pea soup is that anyone can roast beef.
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Confucius say… man can keep his youth, by giving her money, furs and diamonds.
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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .
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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.
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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
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