Subject: Confucius say (Page 26)

Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… man who jumps off cliff, jumps to conclusion!

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… man who pulls on woman's bra-strap, may get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… man who put wick into wrong candle get burned.

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Confucius say… do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… he who sitteth on an upturned tack shall surely rise.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… Platonic relationship develops after two good friends are tired of screwing each other.

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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.

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Confucius say… if you run into your ex on the street, just shift into reverse and keep going.

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Confucius say… man who fall in vat of molten glass make spectacle of self.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… he who thinks only of number one, must remember, it is next to nothing

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