Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… woman is the only hunter who uses herself for bait.

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Confucius say… every teenager should get a high school education… even if they already know everything.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… man kicked in testicles, left holding bag.

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Confucius say… don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… people are like teabags – you don't know how strong they are until you put them in hot water.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… show off always shown up in showdown.

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Confucius say… man who cries while he masturbates is a real tearjerker.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… he who seeks revenge should remember to dig two graves.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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