Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… heaviest thing to carry is a grudge.

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Confucius say… men in a singles bar have one thing in common… they're all married.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… he who light the fuse of love, get big bang.

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Confucius say… difference between pink and purple, is your grip.

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Confucius say… it Is better for civilization to be going down the drain than to be coming up it.

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Confucius say… wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… is impossible to sling mud with clean hands.

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Confucius say… rarely occurs to teenagers that the day will come when they'll know as little as their parents.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… gay man in Chinese restaurant will order sum yung guy.

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Confucius say… marriage is like game of poker… you start with pair and end with full house.

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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… Dalmatians can't play hide and seek, because they are always spotted.

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Confucius say… if you want to watch the world pass you by, try driving the speed limit.

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Confucius say… if you think you’re going to sum up your whole life on this little bit of paper, you’re crazy.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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