Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… he who has nothing to say, should say nothing.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.

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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… vegetarian is an Indian word meaning, lousy hunter.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… man who comes into money, have sticky financial situation.

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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… some sex Is good… more Is better… too much Is just about right.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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