Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… who mix Rogaine with Viagra will end up hard headed.

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Confucius say… wise speak when they have something to say; fools speak when they have to say something.

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Confucius say… woman like dollar bill; hard to pickup, but worth effort.

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Confucius say… the useless skin around a penis is called a man.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… supermarket is where you spend 30 minutes hunting for instant coffee.

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Confucius say… penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded.

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Confucius say… is better to be looked over than overlooked.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… if wise man marry, he become otherwise.

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Confucius say… finding old man in dark, not hard.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… all's fear in love and war.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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