Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… if you look in fortune cookie, you are a pathetic fool who seeks advice from bakery products.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… rental car is the only true all-terrain vehicle.

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Confucius say… man who have hand in pockets not crazy, just feeling nuts.

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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.

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Confucius say… man who throw a cat out car window, makes kitty litter.

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Confucius say… to circumcise whale, send down four skin divers.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… woman who loses wedding ring in kitchen, should remove her drawers.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… the only thing divorce proves is whose mother was right in the first place.

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Confucius say… girl laid in tomb may soon become mummy.

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Confucius say… wok is what you throw at a wabbit.

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Confucius say… perfectionist is one who takes great pains, and gives them to everyone else.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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