Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… he who pull out too fast leave rubber behind.

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Confucius say… never grow a wishbone where your backbone ought to be.

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Confucius say… woman who absentmindedly answer the door in her nightie is negligent.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… best way to get a woman to argue with you, is to say something.

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Confucius say… cow with no legs, ground beef.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… who mix Viagra and Ex-Lax, doesn't know if he's coming or going.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet on ground have trouble putting on pants.

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Confucius say… smart man is like fish: keep mouth shut and stay out of trouble.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… if man doesn't try different sex with one women, he shall try one sex with different women.

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Confucius say… virgin with thimble on finger, never feel prick.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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