Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… cross eyed teacher cannot control pupils.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… if you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut.

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Confucius say… Taliban's national bird is duck.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… he who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!

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Confucius say… best way to make a long story short is to stop listening.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pokemon.

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Confucius say… condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

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Confucius say… lady who slide down bannister, get slivers by cracky!

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Confucius say… shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.

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Confucius say… secretary becomes permanent fixture when screwed on desk!

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Confucius say… he who eats ice cream in car, is a sundae driver.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… butler with no teeth is called an in-dentured servant.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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