Subject: Confucius say (Page 27)

Confucius say… people who say they never fart, are full of hot air.

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Confucius say… you know you are geek when you look at a movie trailer and think, "I have that font."

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Confucius say… girl who have red hair have red hair, by cracky.

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Confucius say… nail on board is not good as screw on bench.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… before becoming master fisherman, must be master baiter.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called "cold storage."

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Confucius say… best time to buy new mattress, at first sign of spring.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… men are like Lava lamps… fun to look at, but not very bright.

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Confucius say… man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… man with a broken condom is called a daddy.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… happiness is not a destination, but manner of traveling.

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Confucius say… marriage is like a bank account – you put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

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Confucius say… carry a rabbit in a storm and the wind will blow the hare in your face.

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Confucius say… drunk who works at an upholstery shop is a recovering alcoholic.

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Confucius say… woman who is in love with priest will chase him through church and grab him by the organ.

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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… opera is the only place where a guy gets stabbed and instead of bleeding, he sings.

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