Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… best way for university student to turn their life completely around is to get 90 degrees.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… alarm clock is something that makes people rise and whine.

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Confucius say… cannibal is person who likes to see other people stewed.

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Confucius say… man who masturbate only screwing himself.

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… is better to give than receive – especially advice.

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Confucius say… best defense against rape, is to beat off attacker.

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Confucius say… few things are harder to put up with than a good example.

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Confucius say… basic unit of laryngitis is 1 hoarsepower.

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Confucius say… crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork.

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Confucius say… if you continue to live in the past, your life is history.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… squirrel lay on rock and crack nuts, man lay on crack and rock nuts.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… he who sleep on bed of nails, is indeed a holy man.

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Confucius say… if woman meets a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift, she should exchange him.

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Confucius say… Life is like an onion; you peel off one layer at a time and sometimes you weep.

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Confucius say… man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove.

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Confucius say… marriage is like taking a bath… after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot.

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