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Confucius say… police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud.

Confucius say… kiss on the lips is just shopping upstairs for downstairs merchandise.

Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

Confucius say… dirty hands make your nose itch.

Confucius say… man who look to fortune cookie for advice probably make good busboy… ask waitress for application.

Confucius say… artificial insemination is procreation without recreation.

Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

Confucius say… chemist who fall in acid, get absorbed in work.

Confucius say… woman who marry detective must kiss dick.

Confucius say… basketball player who marry midget lady will be nuts over her.

Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

Confucius say… impotent loser is a man who can't even get his hopes up.

Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

Confucius say… education is the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

Confucius say… woman who spend much time on bedspring, may get offspring.