Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… never have sex with a stranger unless you are stranger than them.

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Confucius say… is good to meet girl in park, but better to park meat in girl.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… impotent loser is one who can't even get his hopes up.

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Confucius say… enemy is sometimes nothing more than a friend who got wise to you.

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Confucius say… men are like spray paint… one squeeze and they're all over you.

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Confucius say… woman can humiliate any man by simply saying "Hold my purse."

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Confucius say… baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless bastard.

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Confucius say… with a lisp will walk with a lymph.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft.

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Confucius say… to get an Irishman to climb on the roof, tell him that the drinks are on the house.

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Confucius say… man who suck woman's tit make clean breast of things.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… nan who piss into the wind wear yellow shoes.

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Confucius say… man who sit on hot stove will rise again.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch.

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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.

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