Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… it ok to let a fool kiss you, but don't let a kiss fool you.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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Confucius say… man who wear short sleeved shirt supports right to bare arms.

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Confucius say… tears are the hydraulic force by which masculine will power is defeated by feminine water power.

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Confucius say… balloon factory will go out of business if it can't keep up with inflation.

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Confucius say… Van Gogh was a painter because he didn't have an ear for music.

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Confucius say… man who have head up ass, have crappy outlook on life.

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Confucius say… take out the fortune before you eat the cookie.

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Confucius say… abstain from wine, women, and song; mostly song.

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Confucius say… tongue must be heavy indeed, because so few people can hold it.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… relationship is the opportunity to do something you hate with someone you love.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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Confucius say… man who put head in dryer bound to get sock in mouth.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… even the greatest of whales is helpless in middle of desert.

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