Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… schoolboy who plays with schoolgirl during wrong period get caught red-handed.

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Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

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Confucius say… quietest place in the world is the complaint department at a parachute packing plant.

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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.

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Confucius say… never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.

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Confucius say… bachelor is man who never makes the same mistake once.

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Confucius say… church's bills are always due unto others.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… putting teenager in prison, won't stop his face from breaking out.

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Confucius say… part-time bandleaders should be called 'semi-conductors'.

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Confucius say… handkerchief should be called cold storage.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Confucius say… man who wish to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… if you want a committed man, look in mental hospital!

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Confucius say… live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be.

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