Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… wife not part of furniture until screwed on bed.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… man who make love to exhaust pipe of car have hot rod.

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Confucius say… wise man makes sure that his wife's birthday cake is short one candle.

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Confucius say… man who cut self while shaving, lose face.

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Confucius say… tight dress is like a barbed fence… it protects the premises without restricting the view.

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Confucius say… a flower goes through much dirt before it blooms.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.

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Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… bird in hand makes it hard to blow nose.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage.

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Confucius say… man who eat many prunes, sit on toilet many moons.

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Confucius say… don't let your affection give you an infection – put some protection on that erection.

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