Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… it is not what you wear, it is how you take it off.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… man who tell one too many lightbulb joke soon burn out.

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Confucius say… best way to save face, is to keep the lower part of it shut.

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Confucius say… state of pregnancy exist when woman takes seriously something poked in fun.

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Confucius say… man who run in front of car get tired.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… salesperson who covers chair instead of territory always remains on bottom.

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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… geometry teacher who loses parrot, will have polygon.

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Confucius say… learn to masturbate… come in handy.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of judge get honorable discharge.

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Confucius say… foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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Confucius say… men are like cement… after getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.

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Confucius say… sex is like vacation… it never lasts long enough.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to sleep with old hen, than pullet.

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