Subject: Confucius say (Page 3)

Confucius say… marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.

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Confucius say… who eats photograph of his Dad is soon spitting image of his father.

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Confucius say… many men bite, but Fu Man Chu.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… he who pushes piano down mineshaft get A flat miner.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… love everybody… not every body.

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Confucius say… woman who is wallflower at party, dandelion in bed.

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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.

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Confucius say… who try doggie style sex, won't want to face his wife again.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… always wear camouflage condoms: They won't see you coming.

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Confucius say… to make long story short… don't tell it.

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Confucius say… solving problems, dig at the roots instead of hacking at the leaves.

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Confucius say… woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy.

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Confucius say… Viagra is like Disneyland… a one hour wait for a 2-minute ride.

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Confucius say… find blind man on nude beach… not hard.

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… man’s most important senses… horse and common.

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Confucius say… who slings mud, loses ground.

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