Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… best way to keep your word is not to give it.

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Confucius say… gay man, who go on far, far away trip, hate leave friends behind.

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Confucius say… Mother's Day comes nine months after Father's Day.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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Confucius say… only way you can you get AIDS from a toilet seat Is by sitting down before the last guy gets up.

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Confucius say… at the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.

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Confucius say… Jamaican proctologist is called Pok-e-mon.

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Confucius say… economy will go up and down when country is run by yo-yo's.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… getting up on wrong side of bed lead to down fall.

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Confucius say… man who snatches kisses when young, kisses snatches when old.

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Confucius say… Eskimos go to Tupperware parties to find a tight seal.

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Confucius say… tattoo is permanent proof of temporary insanity.

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Confucius say… when driving near schools, open your eyes and save the pupils.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… even a fish can escape being caught, if it keeps its mouth shut.

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Confucius say… woman who gives away free potato chips, will offer you a free Lay.

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Confucius say… hearty laughter is a good way to jog internally without having to go outdoors.

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Confucius say… person will never tell a lie, if truth will do more damage.

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Confucius say… who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS.

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