Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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Confucius say… man with hand in pocket is all ways on the ball.

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Confucius say… if your girlfriend starts smoking… you’re going too fast.

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Confucius say… definition of a true genius is a nudist with a memory for faces.

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Confucius say… difference between a dog and a fox is about five drinks.

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Confucius say… man’s wife his better half, mistress his better whole.

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Confucius say… who mix poison ivy with four leaf clover, have rash of good luck.

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Confucius say… best way to cure water on the brain is with a tap on the head.

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Confucius say… man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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Confucius say… hippie at hot dog stand always put hair in a bun.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… man bobbing up and down in corn field is not planting grain.

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Confucius say… Amish woman's secret fantasy is two Mennonite.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… man who sleep like a baby doesn’t have one.

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Confucius say… he who makes love in grass, gets piece on earth.

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… food that goes rotten while being transported to the store is "un-pallet-able."

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Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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