Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… Rubic’s cube is like penis… the longer you play with it, the harder it gets.

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Confucius say… man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… cow spying on another cow is called a steak out.

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Confucius say… penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.

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Confucius say… deaf people have phone sex by fax.

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Confucius say… he who eat cookies in bed will wake up feeling crumby.

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Confucius say… with one foot on 'yesterday' and one foot on 'tomorrow' will end up pissing on 'today'.

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Confucius say… prostitute with her hand in her panties is self employed.

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.

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Confucius say… butcher who back into meat-grinder, get a little behind in his orders.

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Confucius say… self-centered trumpet player, likes to toot his own horn.

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Confucius say… men are like bike helmets… they are handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.

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Confucius say… killing two birds with one stone often ends with hate mail from the humane society.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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Confucius say… man who pee on electric fence receive shocking news.

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Confucius say… short man who dance with tall woman get bust in mouth.

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Confucius say… she who douches with vinegar, walk around with sour puss.

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Confucius say… there is one thing that all smart asses have in common… wise cracks

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Confucius say… if you do not wish get to the point, never play leap frog with a unicorn.

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