Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… half of a large intestine is equal to one semicolon.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… duck that fly upside down quack up.

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Confucius say… diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat.

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Confucius say… difference between wives and husbands is: wives want to videotape birth of child, husbands the conception.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… sumo wrestling is survival of the fattest.

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Confucius say… keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

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Confucius say… gay gentleman from the Deep South is called a homo-sex-y'all.

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Confucius say… man who do business in whore house, get jerked around

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Confucius say… egotist is a person more interested in himself, than in me.

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Confucius say… young know the rules, the old know the exceptions.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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Confucius say… optimist is a person who doesn't understand the enormity of the problem.

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Confucius say… is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve a problem without violence.

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Confucius say… vitamins are good for what ails you – Viagra is good for what fails you.

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Confucius say… just one letter makes all the difference between here and there.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… it's not what you wear, it's how you take it off.

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Confucius say… prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind.

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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.

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