Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.

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Confucius say… Humpty Dumpty had a great fall… after a mediocre summer.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… man with chip on shoulder have wood higher up.

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Confucius say… if you can't be content with what you have received, be thankful for what you have escaped.

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Confucius say… man who live in glass house should change in basement.

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Confucius say… men screw with dicks… women screw with minds.

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Confucius say… of all the things you wear, your expression is most important.

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Confucius say… man in bathroom with tool in hand is not necessarily a plumber.

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Confucius say… trouble with bucket seats is that, not everybody has the same size bucket.

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Confucius say… man is only as faithful as his options.

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Confucius say… if you turn Oriental around, he become disoriented.

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Confucius say… some people are like blisters… they don't show up until the work is done.

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Confucius say… war not determine who's right, war determines who's left.

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Confucius say… chicken is result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of standing cock.

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Confucius say… lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

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Confucius say… Mother Nature's best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman.

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Confucius say… lovers in triangle not on square.

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Confucius say… smile is like tight underwear… it makes your cheeks go up.

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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.

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Confucius say… man with forked tongue not need chop sticks.

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