Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… to make egg roll, push it.

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Confucius say… some fisherman catch their fish by the tale.

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Confucius say… man who smoke pot, choke on handle.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… verbal outburst during the male orgasm is called 'sperm wail.'

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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.

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Confucius say… man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes.

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Confucius say… Einstein stared at his cousin's boobs, he discovered 'Theory of Relative Titty'.

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Confucius say… man who let woman on top, will screw up.

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Confucius say… at a nudist wedding, you don't have to ask – you can see who the best man is.

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Confucius say… lawyer is someone who writes an eighty-page document and calls it a brief.

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Confucius say… man who date flat chested woman will be feeling low.

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Confucius say… a bomb goes off in the middle of a herd of cows, there will be udder destruction.

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Confucius say… ‘tis better to be pissed off than pissed on.

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Confucius say… man who have circumcision lose foresight.

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Confucius say… man who put pea in soup very unclean.

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Confucius say… he who hesitates is probably right.

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Confucius say… woman who dates trash collector, will get dumped.

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Confucius say… forgetful cow gives Milk of Amnesia!

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Confucius say… girl who sit on lap of jockey get hot tip.

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