Subject: Confucius say (Page 4)

Confucius say… drunk man's words are a sober man's thoughts.

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Confucius say… wise man buy prunes… get good run for money.

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Confucius say… smart ass is someone who can sit on an ice cream cone and tell you what flavor it is.

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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!

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Confucius say… woman who wear jockstrap have make-believe ballroom.

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Confucius say… man who read woman like book prefer braille!

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Confucius say… 'tis better to have loved a short woman than to have never loved a tall.

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Confucius say… never tell a secret to a pig… it may squeal.

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Confucius say… two wrongs not make right, three lefts do.

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Confucius say… man who put foot in mouth get athlete's tongue.

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Confucius say… to prevent hangover stay drunk.

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Confucius say… house without toilet is uncanny.

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Confucius say… when hole happy, whole body happy.

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Confucius say… man with head up ass, can't see for shit.

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Confucius say… man who drive like hell bound to get there.

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Confucius say… man who is basketball player dribbles before he shoots.

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Confucius say… whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher .

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Confucius say… is better to lose a lover than love a loser.

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Confucius say… don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant.

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Confucius say… man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.

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Confucius say… your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.

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