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Confucius say
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Confucius say… prisoners complain behind bars, husbands complain in them.
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Confucius say… happiness is a way station between too little and too much.
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Confucius say… man who kisses girl's behind, get a crack in the face.
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Confucius say… new wives are like computers… they go down unexpectedly.
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Confucius say… woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, may get tit bit.
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Confucius say… grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your children.
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Confucius say… Australian Kiss is similar to French Kiss, but given down under.
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Confucius say… speech is like a bicycle wheel… the longer the spoke, the greater the tire.
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Confucius say… award winning dentist will be given a little plaque.
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Confucius say… migration is the headache birds get when they fly South for the winter.
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Confucius say… it Is not how deep you fish, it is how you wiggle your worm.
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Confucius say… man with no legs bums around.
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Confucius say… crowded elevator smells different to midget.
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Confucius say… wash your face in the morning, neck at night.
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Confucius say… man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Confucius say… first breathe of love is last breath of wisdom.
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Confucius say… fortune you seek is in another cookie.
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Confucius say… man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants!
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Confucius say… support bacteria – is only culture some people have.
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Confucius say… may be a fool and not know it… but not if he is married.
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Confucius say… egghead is what Mrs. Dumpty gives Humpty.
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